Way to Go?

After spending six months in a project where Go was the language of choice for the backend services I realized that something was missing in James Iry's hilarious "A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Programming Languages":

2009 - Rob Pike, Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer decide that semicolons are the largest problem in modern programming languages, and that code formatting in general is something the uneducated masses can't be trusted with. With this in mind they create a C-like language with Pascal-like syntax and decide to call it Go in order to make every Internet search related to it produce as many irrelevant results as possible.